Escorting someone in any video game is truly a frustration.
Except for that one really drunk guy in Assassin’s Creed IV.
There’s a great escort mission which is basically just “keep the drunk idiot from getting killed” and the conversation they have while walking is awesome.
Upton: The church!! In the name of the father, the son, and the holy… the holy… what’s that last one again?
Edward: …Let’s just keep it moving.
Upton: The father the son and the let’s keep it movi-! No, that’s not right…